HELGA

 Once upon a time there was this gut named Sammy. It was the holiday season and he went to a holiday party, with a few of his mail companions.
at the party was a blonde waitress named Helga.
She was tall, slim and seemed as though she's in control of everything.
Sammy asked her for a Heineken beer. When she came back with it, She asked If he would like to drink it in the other room with her, while she drank a bloody Mary.
He agreed,. So they went into the room and she locked the door behind them.
She then gave him a glass for his beer.
He poured the beer in the glass that she had special treated with a new potion of hers.
He then drank it, and fell on the floor in front of her!

when he woke up he was tiny as a chocolate chip, even smaller.
she picked him up and placed him in her strawberry chewing gum.
Then placed the gum back in her mouth!
she began chewing on it slowly to give Sammy an idea of what he was in store for.

when Sammy woke up every thing was different .
 the room was so large now he thought he might be outside .
but then that waitress, there she was ! a giantess!
100 ft tall! No 200, I could not tell.
 What I did know was that she was picking me up in her hand. I should have been crushed but her potion made me indestructible.
she then took the gum she was chewing on all night, out of her mouth, and pushed my body right into her wad of strawberry gum!
 it surrounded me! totally engulfing my body.
she then out it back in her mouth and I saw her teeth
coming down all around me... over and over again. As I was being flipped end over end. I didn't think it could get much worse. Then she started chewing harder and faster!
I knew I'd be going to heaven, because She was chewing the hell out of me! And there was nothing I could do!

Helga started chewing like she normally did, FAST and HARD !
she just had to make sure she got every flavor crystal out of it.
Sammy was being tossed all over her tongue and all through her mouth, while being chewed non stop.
Once she almost swallowed him. That really made him sweat! He didn't want to imagine what that would of been like.
finally,  when She was sure she had gotten all the flavor out of it.
She started pulling it little by little stretching it out of her mouth.
Sammy found himself being pulled by the gum that surrounded him out of her mouth. Helplessly being stretched, pulled along.

She kelp Stretching it till was thin as a strand of hair at one spot.
As she pulled it out, she was twirling it around her index finger.
Then she covered it with her mouth and sucked it off drawing it bak into her mouth.
She did this a few more times until she became board with him. At this point she took the whole piece and laid it before.
Sammy by this time was almost insane. He was so dizzy from being spun around her finger over and over. 
Now it stopped and through a pink haze of gum he saw her staring down at him on the table He new this was about to get worse!
She then took her hand, palm down and placed it on top of the gum.
She started rolling it around making a ball out of it!
She picked it up and finished making the ball in between her hands.
Then she squared it off with her finger tips.
now She smashed  the whole thing, into a round pancake!
then She started rolling it again, this time making it into a log shape loaf.
she again picked it up and started twisting it up into a pretzel shape, then she pressed it flattened it into the table and left it like that all alone for tomorrow.

originally by beach........ new parts by me. littlevinny