MY WRITING

                     SALESMAN BEWARE! 

once a salesman following a lead, went to a farm in North Carolina. He was looking to make a sale.
there was a stocking factory in the back part of the farm.
when he arrived there, he was greeted by a child,  14, 15 , maybe 16.
her name was Susie. Susie would be happy to show him where stocking factory was, so they ventured back their together.
Susie had long dark hair and brown eyes a very pretty face, a slender body.
she was wearing a sun dress, with no shoes!
the salesman was very curious about the factory, and the way stockings were made.

he was definitely a leg man, he liked the woman to be dressed up, high heels and stockings.
when they went  inside, he asked to be shown to an area that might need to be cleaned, the products that he sold were cleaning related.
she took him to a big metal door, she pushed the door open and gesture for him to go inside........
he did, she slammed the door!
it was dark inside at first.
but then the lights came on, he saw there was no way out! 
also, there was a lots of nylon thread all over the room.
he saw Susie, behind a glass window smiling at him
she threw a switch, then a large rumbling noise started.
a giant vacuum was sucking him towards one wall, all the thread was flying towards it.
it was so strong, he was being pulled right off his feet , his cloths were ripped right off of him.
he went flying towards the wall, witch he noticed was tapered like a funnel.
at the end  he was wrapped around, a large spool, along with all the nylon thread.

a machine, was weaving the thread around a mold of a leg. Headed was pulled right along and trapped inside the brand-new stockings.
packaged, proceeding down the conveyor belt. 
he didn't know how it happen and there he was a quarter of an inch high.
inside the package of  stockings heading right to the awaiting hands of Susie!
she loved having a little guy to play with!
she shut everything down and ran back up to the house.
the salesman when bouncing along, thinking that he should of  told somebody where he was going!
no one was going to be looking for him.
then the package was torn open and the stockings with the salesman in them, where taken out.
he fell down a long nylon slide.......to the bottom of the reinforced toe.
before he even realized what was happening, Susie's dirty little foot, was sliding into the shear stockings.
he was pushed down towards the toes, the smell was strong and it was dirty.
he begged her to stop, she was laughing, He was practically crying, and struggling, which  was tickling her more.

the stockings were  loose for her , because they are for an adult.
she easily pinched him and the stockings and maneuvering him towards the top of her foot.
he was just glad to get away from under her toes.

she then went and got her art set, with the watercolor markers.
she sat down on the floor, started drawing, a Maze on the stockings through, too her legs.

he went slapping all-around while she walked, when she sat on the floor things got tighter, he saw the makers, they were gigantic the smell was getting him high!
he was so dizzy, he didn't realize she was staring directly at him,
she told him, to try to climb, through the maze that she had drawn.
if he could make it up to here in20 minutes. She pointed to the dark top of the stocking.
she might let him go Free.If not she would play her fun games with him for a long time.
 
she said, that he was the indestructible now !
his molecules, have been pushed together so tightly, that  he just cannot be crushed, he'll feel it but won't be hurt.
he doesn't need much air, doesn't really have to eat, or use the bathroom.

then she stretched the stockings out on top of him, letting them snap back on him.
his whole body stung.
she said get moving!
and snapped again on him!
he started squeezing his way up, she pushed him and snapped the stockings again, telling him to stay in the lines.

Just at that moment, the girl's mother entered the room.
she was yelling at little Susie, saying, what are you doing to my stockings.
you ruined them ! oh no, I'm going to make you wash them!
take them off right now!
the little guy in the hose, saw the beautiful woman entering the room.
he realized this was the girl's mother, he tried to yell for help.
she would never hear him, Susie took off the stockings.
and was dragged into the bathroom by her ear.
the mother turned on the water in the sink.
got the bar of soap, and started switching up the water, with the soap.
then little Susie, was handed a brush, the mother told her to get all of that ink off of them, now!

little guy was scared to death, he wished he never followed that lead.
he and his stocking trap were being emerged into the soapy water.
Glib.... GLIB,,,,,, switch,,,,,,,,switch....then he came up.
he saw Susie using the scrub brush, there was nowhere to hide.........the brush came crashing down right next him.....and  coming towards him.
now it was on top of him. The foam was everywhere. Bubbles  over everything.....scrub scrubbed,,,Swish
swish.....swish.............dunked..............twisted.......
scrub.... scrubbed!!......twisted...... wrong out!!!
He was so sore now, he couldn't even move.
Mommy they are all clean!
Susie was hoping that her mommy wouldn't see the little man in the stocking when she handed them over.
she didn't.

she told little Susie to go to her room, and took the stockings away.
saying that she had to go out dancing tonight,
and needed these sheer stockings.
not a word out a you,  Just walk to your room!

salesman, stuck in the wet stockings,
was helplessly flung around, as she walked outside to hang the stockings up to dry.
the son was hot. The wind was blowing, as she picked up the close pins and clipped him and the stockings to the line.
he was too exhausted to yell, as she walked away back into the house.

the stockings started to dry in the hot sun!
if it wasn't for the breeze he would have been roasted. He was being flung all-around, for the next couple of hours.
when she came back out for him, she had on all her makeup, She smelled sweet as candy.
she pulled him  of the line with the stockings,
they were brought inside to her bedroom.
she sat down on the bed, and started rolling up the stockings and putting them onto her foot .
he was pinned down by her toes.
then she pulled them up even tighter attaching the garter belts.
now things were really tight, he heard her trying to decide which shoes to wear.
these sling back heels, no she picked a pair of stiletto pumps, black high heels,
these are well warn in and I can dance all night in them!

she slipped them on, the little guy was plunged into darkness.
he can tell they were well worn by the smell, which got stronger and STRONGER!, as the night went on!
she danced, her feet were starting to hurt her.
so she sat down for a minute, to take a break.
and Boy did the salesman need it .
she crossed her leg, the one that he was in, was off the ground now,
she popped off  her shoe at the heel.
and started dangling the shoe.
he finally started getting some fresh air, then the shoe popped back on.
and he was back in his smelling prison, this went on for a couple more hours. She finally got tired. And headed home.

when she got home, she kicked off her shoes, and headed for the shower.
the little guy had passed out for a while, when she took of the shoes and started walking towards the shower, he woke up!
she pulled off the stockings, without turning them inside out, he flopped all-around and then fell down to the bottom.
she threw them and him into the bathroom sink again!

their  he laid, the giant porcelain walls of the sink,
the smell of her feet mixed with perfume, was intoxicated and for him and overwhelming.
but there was nothing he can do.
she took her shower and before going to bed,
filled the sink with soapy water, she swooched it.....and swooched it again!!.. and then switched  the light  off !
and left him there in darkness to soak all night long................
the water started getting cold ! he kept having to swim up with the stocking around him!
he swam all night long.....little by little the water started draining out of the sink.
and by  morning, he finally fell asleep in the wet stockings on the bottom of the sink!

the next morning he was awoke by the water being turned on the sink full blast!
the stockings were picked up, pushed under the rushing  water, they were then.......ball up........
.........squeezed............twisted,,,,,,,,,rung out....2x
then he was carried outside the house again, and pinned up to the cloths line. He thought oh no not this again! 
it was early in the morning, and the sun was already very hot !
he saw the Mom drive away, and didn't know how is going to survival all day on this line.
little Susie, watched mom drive away also.
she was hoping the little salesmen survived his ordeal.
most of the guys she did this to survive,
one guy was packed up in the stockings and  shipped off before I could get my hands on him.
I always wondered where he ended up!
oh, well, she said I'm going to rescue this one, he's out there on the close line!
she didn't want the housekeeper to see what she was doing, so she had to sneak out there.
her cousin and her girlfriend were coming over soon!
so, she had to get him in a safe place right away!
she's got outside, ran up to line, had her hand deep in the stockings and was pulling the little salesmen out in her hand, when the housekeeper / baby sitter called her. (What are you doing!)
she answered, nothing be right there, and came running inn.
the housekeeper saw she had something in her hand, and she asked her what it was.
she had to think fast, she was chewing , gum......
bubble gum...she always did, she loved playing with it, stretching it, She often had it rolled up in her fingers.
so she said "it's just my gum"....and popped a little man into her mouth,
 
she, pushed him into the piece of gum she had in there.
all of a sudden, his whole  world, was filled with the smell of bubble gum, her  teeth pushed him in deeper.
gum stock all over  him, he was helplessly  being pulled , over her tongue.
she was making a bubble!
he was being stretched on the outside wall of the bubble, everything looked pink then a giant explosion!
the bubble popped and he was being sucked back in to her mouth.

then the door bell rang, she opened it.
it was her cousin and her friend, they were all chewing gum.
her cousin chewed the hardest and the fastest and keeps snapping it over and over.
the friend, pulling at it, stretching it and wrapping it around and around her finger,

they often had contest with their gum, who can blow the biggest bubble.
who can rap around their figure the most amount of times.
who can stretch it to the thinnest strand!

today her cousin wanted to play gum games!
Susie tried to argue with her, but to no avail.
then the game started
they all blew bubbles, then stuck them into each other, and started pulling to see who would get the most gum back! The biggest piece wins.
this little guy was so tired from just being chewed by Susie, when the bubbles got pushed together, he could do nothing, he was being stretched in every direction.
everything was pink, he couldn't tell which direction he was going in....then he new.....he had gotten pulled into her cousin's mouth.
Susie was chewing gently compared to her cousin.
her causing was chewing hard and fast.
he was being flipped all around.
every time she cracked her gum, it felt like he was being whipped.
and she didn't stop, snap snap...chewing...chew..snap..... snap again and again.
it wasn't over YET! She had the biggest piece of gum in her mouth so she won!
Susie was dying, she was trying to figure out, how  to get the little guy out her cousins mouth.
her cousin, was going to make a Maypole out of the gum in her mouth,
she stretched did as far as far on would go!
the little salesmen was being stretched to the point of pain!
but could do nothing.
he was somewhere in the middle, from the top wad of gum, she stretched out,  more long strand of gum, and started spinning them around and around like a maypole, that children take a ribbons and skip around the poll, wrapping it up as they go!

the gum strands all came flying around and around, wrapping themselves around the middle piece, that had little guy in its wrapping gloom ,
his arms twisted around, his legs where being twisted too.
till finally little Susie reached out and Grabbed him  and the middle pert of the twisted gum mess, pulling him free from  the Maypole toucher he was going through at the hands of her cousin.
and stuck him, and the twisted up gum, back in her mouth, then stuck of fresh piece in with him,
she started chewing  quickly  before her cousin could get the gum  back.
she broke the rules she was not suppose to grab that gum back!
so her cousin was mad.

between all the cracking, twisting, and chewing,
he was slowly going crazy if they didn't stop soon,
he would surely be insane.
but there he was being, stretched again, over Susie's tongue.
another bubble this time he was right inside the middle of the bubble.....again they're pushing it into each other.......he's being pulled in every direction...
this time, he's stuck in the friends gum.
just like the cousin, she has no idea that there is a little guy inside her gum being tormented.
so she chews away, just like she always does,
stretches it out, and start wrapping it around and around her finger.
the guys felt himself being stretched and saw he was heading for her finger.
he tried to pull himself free.... but would soon find himself being wrapped around her finger.
it was so TIGHT, and  MORE gum kept Piling up on top of him! Till her whole piece was wrapped around the guy and her finger.
she brought her finger towards her mouth and.......
then she bit the edge of the ring of gum around her finger, and started stretching it again!
this time it was many little strands that the little man was in between.
Susie was horrified watching this!
this girl had no idea what she was doing to this little guy!
and there he goes getting wrapped around her finger again.
she couldn't Grab the gum this time, she would have to think of a different way.
she'll have to win him in another bubble gum contest!
so she made the challenge, they all blew their bubbles again, pushed the bubbles altogether,
then started stretching to see who would get the biggest piece and get to make the maypole again?
Susie Grabbed as much Gum as she could,
she now had the biggest peace and won!

but how was going get him out of the gum without these girls seeing her do it.
she has to make the maypole now!
sorry little guy!
she stretched to out as long as she could!

again he was stretched to the point of pain!
and then the spinning......
he hated to spin, that seems like all he's  been doing.
this time both girls pinched at the gum and stretched their long pieces out 
now one girls swung it one-way.
the other girl Swung it the other way.
as the whole thing spun around and around, 
these two strands working there way down, crossing over his body wrapping him tighter, entirely incasing him in the gum!
then Susie twisted the whole thing up into a nice little ball and rolled it up between her hands and tossed it back in her mouth.
she said I don't want to play anymore a have to go to the bathroom.
with that said,
she walked out of the room chewing her gum softly, trying to give little guy to break.
when she went into the bathroom, she got an empty pill bottle, took the gum out of her mouth,
role it into a ball, and said sorry, but I  have to keep you in a safe place, until later................then I'll think of a new game to play.....after that, She sealed the pill bottle, and brought it over to the freezer,
open the door, and put the pill bottle in there.
She said; good night as she closed  the  freezer door.

he thought he might be able to get himself out of the gum.
but the gum quickly got cold and hardened before he was able to free himself...... now he was really stuck.
so there he sits, freezing smelling gum, trapped in a pill bottle, waiting to see what his fate will be tomorrow.  more to come...........

written by  little Vinny DeGeorge